Monday, February 16, 2009

What Happens in Vegas....Never Happened

What is the perfect place to celebrate your twenty-first birthday? Vegas babbby! Yet there are some ups and downs about Vegas. You could end up married and not even know it. Its more common than you think.
When you go to Vegas what do you do, gamble, consume massive amounts of alcohol, get hitched? Contrary to popular belief marrying some one in Vegas that you just met completely inebriated is very common. Lets face it, Mythbusters have proven that the more alcohol one consumes the better people look. So therefore in theory the more you drink the more you are attracted to double brown bag special people. A double brown bag special person is someone that needs a brown bag over their head while intercourse and the other person wears a brown bag over their head as well just in case the first persons falls off.
So in order to fix this issues, people marrying each other drunk in Vegas then turning around and getting an annulment, there should be breathalyzers before eloping in Vegas.

1 comment:

  1. It is so true about people getting married in the spur of the moment in Vegas. Famous people like Michael Jordan, Demi Moore, Britney Spears, Frank Sinatra, and Jennifer Lopez have all got married in Vegas and some of them was a spur of the moment and got an annulment soon after. A lot of people love the feeling of “let’s do it now” and not worrying about the consequences after. I agree that they should have the two that wants to spend the rest of their lives together take a breathalyzer test before they get hitched. Some people might even get married sober and think that it is a relational decision. What should we do about them? They will of course pass the breathalyzer test.

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